ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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