I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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