im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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