you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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