No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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