..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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