Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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