On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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