He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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