If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
