White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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