so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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