i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
did i just pee glitter
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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