you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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