I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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