This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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