how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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