Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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