these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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