I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch