Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(251): View more from Alabama

Call me "white mamba"

(334): View more from Alabama

Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake

(251): View more from Alabama

It is white.

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(516): View more from New York

Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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(248): View more from Michigan

btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...

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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
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(816): View more from Missouri

I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night

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(850): View more from Florida

Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?

(1-850): View more from Florida

You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.

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