Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks