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(334): View more from Alabama

I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is

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I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(234): View more from Ohio

No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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I don't know what to judge you more for.

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(620): View more from Kansas

my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts

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(712): View more from Iowa

We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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(925): View more from California

I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish

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