ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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