He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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