nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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