i can't believe i had my finger in that
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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