if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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