Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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