You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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