Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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