he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
be right there i have to get my cape
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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