is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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