It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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