it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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