Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Panties = found
Randomize
