Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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