hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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