The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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