Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
How's work?
Spinning.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
