my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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