My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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