Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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