So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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