small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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