How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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