is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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