We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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