she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
How naked do you want me to be?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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