Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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