quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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