pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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