She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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