physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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