He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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