So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm just crazy horny about you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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