I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
My liver just broke up with me...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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